It was like any other day. I was walking home from school but I decided to take the short cut home. I jumped over the fence and started walking through the alleyway. Then out of nowhere I saw this bright light and a dark figure appeared. “So I leave John for 10 centuries and he does this god” he murmured to itself. “Hello what are you talking about” I asked. “Oh sorry you must very confused I’m training my son to become god” he told me as he approached. Soon the figure walked into the light and revealed itself as a giant hand with a face!